Collection of political speeches n jokes 2010

A regular yashvinblogs.com reader suggested this interesting post…

So, feel free to share things (even jokes will be accepted) you are hearing during this electoral campaign 2010…

The first joke…

To start, here’s a joke I heard in a shop yesterday. I am still lolling when I think about it 😛

Person1 : “Ene dimoune depi 20ans li p al voter, mais a chaque fois, zamais li ressi voter kant li rentre dans voting center…

Person2 : “Kifer? li pas enregistrer???

Person1 :
Non taaaa… b sak koup li al voter, li tan dimoune dir “Hey, vote BLOC!“.

b kant li aller, zamais line truv symbol “block”. Alors li pane voter!!!


So, who’s next?

15 thoughts on “Collection of political speeches n jokes 2010

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  1. “Quand mo get rashid bebejaun, mo gagne PER mo dir ou!! taler so leker al areT! mo gagne per moem!!”

    “Zavier duval li, li souriant partout! Mem dan lenterrement li souriant em (while doing a mock of the person), ile maurice : c’est un plaisir , ‘THOU’ (spitting action) ”

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  2. 😀
    On Yash’s demand here’s Bappoo’s special speech extract for elections 2010:

    “Bane vieillesse li pa n fardo pu Navin Ramgoolam! Li pu saryer ou! Li pu saryer ou!”

    Now we understand the free transport for elderlies 😛

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  3. Another special speech which can run for best speeches for elections 2010:

    “Sa l’Alliance Social la c n l’alliance la poisse!
    Li fine gagne crise economik!
    Li fine gagne crise energetik!
    Li fine gagne crise alimentaire!
    Si ou re vote li c OU ki pu souffert!!!”

    So people around the world stop looking for solutions for all these crisis, we found out the source of it all xD

    P.S: unfortunately the words might nt b exactly wat was said but sure the meaning was exactly the same 😀

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  4. lol thx pou link la …fam la dire “ki ou gagnain?”mwahahahahaahhaa oune fini konain! hey fran fran selmetn ena dimoun couyon dan sa pays la.. fam la p koz la poisse et la aussi banla dire “weeer to ena raison ! weeer!”

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  5. hey yash mo pa ti tro tro kner kot pou ecrire sa : /
    mo pas trouve aukaine article convenable.. gueT si to pou redirect li ene lot place mais mo penC ki ena ene GROS probleme si elire mmmm…sa marron obeegadoo la p rode retire cpe encore.. i mean really ..wtf??! zot krwar yoyo sa?? zot nek zouer avec lavenir zenfant surtout ki zot zot piti pas kner ki lekol prive par la zot aller:/ mo krwr vraimem lavenir c lekol prive ein.. mo ene mari fanatic lekol college d’etat moi mias mone trouve leffet reforme obeegadoo.. et mo pas ler retrouve sa

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